Oh then, I want to run a mom-poll: how many of us are heard to say at least once by a friend, relative, colleague, etc.. etc.. those famous words "I wonder how you enjoy at home on maternity leave!"
All? Okay, end of the survey.
Now, dear friend / relative / colleague / etc that surely you've never spent more than an hour in the company of a human being who is less than 12 months, I should clarify a few things:
1) enjoy it, to my house is to have a lot of time, to read a book in a chair, getting a pedicure, cover the entire first series of Grey's Anatomy, shopping, dye their hair or simply to lie in the garden to look grass grow.
2) with a puppy bred quiet, like ours, free time is about half an hour a day, usually used for physiological needs, such as hunting or shower. If you are fast, even both. With a demanding breed puppy ... bad story.
3) the time spent on the puppy, is composed of 50% quota functionality, such as wash, change, feed, sleep, re-washed, counter it ... , 40% equities derivatives, such as washing machines, dishwashers, cooking, shopping, pediatrician, pharmacy, etc. ... and the remaining 10% of the time to play with him, reading a book, you go to swing or swimming pool.
4) The last time I went shopping, I bought a costume at the decathlon, without proving that the stroller did not fit in the locker room. Clearly it was the wrong size. I do not remember what month I was in aesthetics, but I'm pretty sure there was snow. The last time I watched TV in the afternoon, the nanny Lucia still had hair all blacks. And no, librotto shown bears of the forest is not my favorite reading.
Finally, my friend / relative / colleague / etc, are undecided about whether to wish you a future job in the mine or you do babysitting the puppy next Saturday. You're lucky, I love the puppy and I choose mine ... at least 8 hours after you're free. I wonder how you enjoy later at home, eh?
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