Saturday, October 30, 2010

Automatic Phosphate Buffer

rave and beans ... Meaning: surreal dialogues with the doctor.

I had a week a bit 'busy.
Last Monday, after a heavy week Romagna already with my mother, back to the office. Cough. Cold. Bad to the bone. Neck pain. Fever. I leave the office at lunchtime and I drag myself home in a catatonic state.
Papangelo withdraw the pup to the nest when he sees me he begins to cry.
At 18 I drag myself from the doctor who, as usual, I received at 18.45.

Doctor: "Clearly there is an infection, the puppy was sick last week and now her. Normal. Care should be taken. At home until Friday. The aerosol would give, but you can not, you breastfeeding. There is also this syrup, but nothing, she breastfeeding. There is little to do, if nurses can only take paracetamol, do a 500-tablet every 6 hours. It will not do much, but at least help you sleep. "
MammaGioia:" Okay, I feel I also brought the results of the surveys back to the continuous inflammation of the sciatica. "
D:" We see that these tests did ... oh no, look here, a disaster, so young already so tanned. In short, the distrusione steps, steps hernia, cleft steps, walk the sacred acute, but still ... a principle of osteoarthritis at his age it's not a good thing. "
GPs:" Ok doctor, and then I do? "
Q:" But nothing, of course! She breast-feeding. "
GP:" Well, but, sorry, the orthopedist told me that if it was just a distrusione I could wait a couple of months to stop breast-feeding, but here it seems to me that the picture is a bit ' more challenging ... "
D:" Ah, for that matter, the picture is a disaster. But she could stop breastfeeding? What did the pediatrician? "
GP:" It says that we can move to cow's milk too soon. Especially since I have an inflammation on the left and gives me a bad dog when the puppy is attacking. "
D:" Perfect! "
GPs:" Ok, so what do I do? "
Q:" What we want . He wants to stop breastfeeding? "
GPs: "... you?"
D: "Perfect. Stop."
GP: "Yes, but for the back, the cleft, the distrusione, the hernia ... arthritis ..."
D: "Well, he wants to do? The congenital cleft is, nothing is done. Distrusione hernia and there shall be no more hurt than if I send the physiatrist and then by the physiotherapist. For arthritis not c 'has nothing to do, is a progressive degeneration ... if he did a little' more than sport, maybe ... try to swim. "
GPs: "Excuse me, but to do physiotherapy and swimming need to stop breastfeeding?"
D: "Of course not!"
GPs: "So why should I stop to breastfeed? "
D:" Well, she said she wants to quit. "
GP:" Yes, I'll stop if you need to cure your back ... if I do cortisone therapy ... "
D:" Ah, it must take cortisone? "
GPs:" ... the orthopedist said it was the only way to sfiammare discs. What do you think? "
D:" Eh, hard to say. Then I transcribe it so that is not what the orthopedist says. At best, if you want to send from the physiatrist and he decides. Do you want? "
GP:" Well, yes, I would ... "
D:" Well done, good choice! So that explains the movement can do to not inflame his back and his distrusioni hernia. "
GPs:" And for breastfeeding? I'd stop anyway, since I have this question to the left breast ... and then I can cure myself of this infection cough and cold ... "
D:" Well, you decide. "

I have not cried. I greeted politely, I got out, I went home.
Tuesday and Wednesday I treated with paracetamol, hot milk with honey, eucalyptus fumenti.
Thursday morning I received a blow between the head and neck.
Friday my sister got me fighting on the phone for half an hour with a Cuban agent.
Meanwhile, the puppy began with milk cow, discovered that he likes a lot and after three days does not look nearly as my breasts. That my breast is gradually getting used to no longer be emptied and, if all goes, it should deflate within a few days and return to original size "nonexistent." I hope so, because how was your week, you may opt for size "wet sock hanging from the sun." And then, who are headed ...

Good weekend?


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